Ladida dida... Customer: I wanna subscribe to the Slowest broadband service like 10 Megabits that u can offer for under 100 bucks like my buddies in Kuala Lumpur with ABN Officer: Sorry sir, we sincerely apologise for not meeting your requirements. We ONLY have plans below fifty bucks and the speed will only be 20 to 30x faster. Is this agreeable?

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