All those on da road now, please prepare your DUIT RAYA if u wish to jump queue, beat traffic lights or drive along emergency lanes. It's the season to be Merry with the HUMAN AES. Large platoon near Seri Petaling near IMU / OUG.

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Any Penangites know of any Durian buffet in Penang for RM8.

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Lunch in Cheras

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Apparently best skin specialist in KL City, but unlisted in FB. At Ampang Farmasi. Opposite LOKE Yun Chicken rice. Opens on Sunday until 1pm.

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Namawee's latest 017 Double Standard video is damn funny. I'm helping to promote KARA KING. Please go watch this. Note that this has no relationship with the Kpop group Kara.

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Yay, Lembaga Letrik Negara managed to suss everything out within 30 minutes. KUDOS. Can enjoy my Baskins now after that caveman moment.

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Damn! Whole neighbourhood blackout, and just before Apprentice Asia finals. Luckily got HSPA internet connection and gas stove. Have to cook with LED light.

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Still inspired by the Japanese after Wolverine last weekend. The Audi fleet was also very memorable.

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Crime continues daily, be it if you are an Aunty who goes marketing at 6am or a renowned banker gunned down in broad daylight. http://www.thestar.com.my/News/Nation/2013/07/30/Banking-industry-members-express-shock-over-Najadis-death.aspx

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Wow, fast forward to 6m45s for the highlight. Now u know why there are so many Expats coming over to Malaysia, especially Europeans and also the Japanese. Really sympathise with the Vancouver immigrants too. I'm uncertain if this affects Belgian beer too, as it's all invisible and silent. Don't talk about HALAL / non HALAL. This will kill you and u don't even know it. Toblerone and dried Turkish Apricots, it's been nice knowing you. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XT6ZCxzW8K4

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The queue.

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URGENT FOR SALE (For a friend) Sony Xperia Z - Black. Just 3 months only. PM me if interested. RM 1,xxx

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Wow, my FALLINGWATER from the Lego Architecture series is worth RM 450! Any takers for RM400?

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Hmm, finally the Zouk restoran at Gardens CHUP LUP oredi. Am I surprised? Gonna be replaced by Kereta Kuda (KOC) which is undergoing renovations.

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Ok, the expert consensus was that the non halal portion was too fat, as can be witnessed in the macro shot. The Restaurant in Daimaru, Osaka still holds its triumphant position as best Tonkatsu Black Oink fillet. As for Bukkake fans, enjoy. Retna Vijayan Kah Kiong Soo

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Ini karilah! New BMW Under RM 130k. OK, I know its near bedtime. go back to your wet dreams. http://paultan.org/2013/07/22/bmw-i3-official-pricing-released-34950-euros

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High tea: Boston Clam chowder, Caesar's salad, Klonuts, Scones, Black Forest cake and T2 teas.

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Lunchtime today. I tell u, the Mafia is Hot

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Wow, after seeing the current Pangkor Laut rates of RM1k / room / night, inclusive of BLD and ferry transfer, that makes my recent food expenditure of RM2k in Singapore for A WEEK look likes Sup Sup Sooey.

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Phew, the annual booty. CREDIT CARD Payments above RM200 only. Livescribe 2 Gb Echo from RM 340.

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Friends and Family, I forgot to bring back the Macbook charger, so I'll rename the Singapore photos only later. Will just upload for now.

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Even with 3 quarter tank ruling for Singaporean cars, this new 4 litre Efficient Dynamics also couldn't make it!

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Oh, Rudd wins PM with 57 votes over Gillard's 45. I wonder if my Aussie buddies have any reaction to this.

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WOW, looks Home is more than twice as toxic over here.

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Mid day PSI readings with Min / Max and KL/PJ data plus a bonus over causeway info too.

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Another wet dream for Port Klang. Fully structured and well organised integrated maritime accessibility. One stop centre for cruise, ferry, bus, taxi and MRT. All we can be proud of is "PKFZ scandal"

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Damn, I'm so.outdated. I APOLOGIZE for not being aware of this eco gizmo for the last 18 months. http://us.aving.net/news/view.php?articleId=223706

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How many married men out there have had the privilege to DRIVE from a 3rd world country into 1st world nation to fetch Wife from the AIRPORT via Railway public transport for a mere RM 5 into the city?

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Supper time at Kopitiam Tiong Bahru Plaza. As u can see, strawberries are not taxed like Bolehland, so price is same as mango.

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Waiting for MRT to Changi Expo now for IT warehouse sale.

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Yippekayeh, LTE activated on Xperia Z on M1. Bright clear skies today

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Wah, finally I get appreciated for my loyalty and patronage. Free Deezer premium account Merci beaucoup Digi!

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Angry Birds at Lake Gardens

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Since it's still Father's Day, let's pay tribute to all our hard-working fathers, like this Uncle who earns his worth from copper tooling. Let's also remember our forefathers who shaped Kuala Lumpur.

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Ipoh Mali. Best Rojak, but due to rise in peanut commodities, prices shot up 20%. At least this local uncle slogs in humidity from 11am - 7pm to earning a decent living.

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Timberland on sale again. Wow, the RM700 waterproof jackets are MADE IN BANGLADESH by Bangladeshis. No wonder we such a high influx of such talented Human Resources in our developing nation. Poor Bangladesh will be deprived of this brain drain.

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Early dinner

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Dinner time

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I'm in the low speed Rail business

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More wet dreams for next month's KIA Forte 2014 launch. 9 months after Korea! Driver side heated / cooled seats, Driver memory seats, Power seats, Side Park Assist, Dual zone aircon, for under US$26k. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1gc6mz5DFY

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Weekend family time. LYGON ST? Flinders St? Local friendly bakery? ChinaTown? Caravan CAMPING? Board noodles (Pan Mee) for AUD$1.50/ bowl?

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Superheroes. Next look for Cicakman.

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For sale: 11.6" MacBook Air. 2012 model (Ivy Bridge with USB3). CUSTOM upgraded model. 8Gb RAM, 128 Gb SSD and 2 GHz Core i7 CPU. Interested parties can PM me. Reason for sale: Getting old and need to get a lighter version below 900g with integrated SD card reader, Full HD screen and built in HDMI.

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900 horsepower. From what?R8? Aventador? 458? Vanquish? Nope, just a Kimchi 3.8 litre V6 with Hankook soles http://paultan.org/2013/06/03/hyundai-genesis-coupe-pikes-peak/

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Royal and regal respect. Don't work on the king's birthday, otherwise you shall be banished and VANQUISHed for the rest of your life.

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The 80-20 rule. Which do u prefer? New 6 in town. But no LED indicators on wing mirrors.

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Anyone know a good stall in KL / PJ that serves the bitter gourd with sliced meat noodles?

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Hannibal sync! It works. Gillian Anderson!

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Yay, backing up 300Gb of movies to Bitcasa. Make full use of Unifi!

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Dinner in New Choy Kee, Sungkai

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Phew, back in da city after 2 hr jam on NSE. PC Expo and Chromebook today. Pound is down to 4.67

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Dinner time

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Wah, still got over 2,100 parking bays in The Curve. Old VW showroom taken over by KFC. I guess plastic chicken turnover is better than German metal.

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Hmm, another coffee joint opening in Bangsar: COFFEEMANIA. But still no Costa Coffee franchise yet!

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Orite everybody, it's Friday night! PARTY starts in an hour.

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Anyone who wants a free beer, come and meet me now.Got free WiFi and live band. Pool and electronic darts too

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Mother's Day buffet featuring local spread

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SERIOUSLY FOLKS, Is this the true definition of BLACK MONDAY? As KL is not on the "holiday" list, I'd like to get some speculation on the stock market opening performance!

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I'm glad my profile picture was already almost black! Will stick with it for now.

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Early celebration at Lim Meng Lu's outlet!

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Finally catching up on Nikita Season 3, episodes 15 to 20! A true marathon!

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Foooiyoh! 50 buckaroos, but at least u get a hefty 13.5Gb in return! As for processor specs...Hmmmm...

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OK Found it! SMK Puteri Titiwangsa Polling station. Do check out your actual locations and survey the area today!

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What can u do in 93 minutes? Travel from Kyoto to Himeji OR Jalan Duta to Tun Razak Exchange.

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Wah, Elisabeth Shue on CSI 12. Brings back.memories of THE SAINT, when I got my Nokia Communicator 9000 some 15 years ago.

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Must be my age. Anyone still remember Claudia Schiffer? I feel that Shakira's current hair and makeup on THE VOICE really resembles Claudia when she was at the same age.

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Patronising the Dijaya Corporation without buying any property. Lunch near Seksyen 17 too!

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Wahliau, I'd like to interview the people who are flinging over RM1,000 to Unca Ununda (Maxis) for a NON-LTE Samsung Galaxy S4 TODAY! Did they wake up on da wrong side or the bed or were they escapees from Tanjung Rambutan?

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To all the bakers out there, can u justify to me how much more delicious your confection will be or efficient u will be when u use a KitchenAid mixer over a regular Pensonic One? Both, run on electricity, has a motor than spins and rotates plus u still need to clean the frigging mixing bowl at the end of the session. It's not like KitchenAid is running on Mac OS X and Pensonic running Windows RT.

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For Macusers who love Facebook messaging: http://www.addictivetips.com/mac-os/how-to-add-facebook-chat-to-mac-os-x-messages-app/

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Wah, 1.8 litre Turbo Z4. Must be cheaper!!! 156 hp (like Forte 2.0!, Wah) http://star-motoring.com/Previews/2013/BMW-Z4-gets-updated.aspx

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Wah, Taylor Beckham! @nbcthevoice

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To all the ladies, Blackberry and Alicia Keys fans out there: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0kqobQRcUo Note, this MAY be 18sx, so to my under 18 fan club, please disregard this, and continue your Candy Crush.

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What is the FOX Engine? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTmMOPh-3Is So u think your AutoCAD renderings are that great?

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Is this score good? Just 7017.

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Is this score good? Just 7017.

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Post cabinet dissolution gathering with my supporters. No alcohol tonight and non-halal

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It's my last day today. In my traditional black lounge suit and red tie. Thank you to all my supporters for the past 5 years May my successor provide better service to all the expat community in this area. Would you like cheaper booze and pork cuisine here?

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I prefer Shakira as a.judge.on THE VOICE over Nicki Minaj in Idol

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One beautiful and useful feature of MY ASS: When you are in your own home theatre room with 4 walls and no Windows, you can forecast the current weather fairly accurately! When no broadcast, means that there's a storm outside! ASS = Astro Satellite service!

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Oh, could World War be.waged by a young Macuser? m.smh.com.au/world/north-korea-entering-state-of-war-against-south-korea-20130330-2h02v.html

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Damn, it's barely drizzling and the so called UPGRADED ASTRO HD service has the "Service currently not available" message on screen! Time for FIBRE OPTIC CABLE TV like HyppTV. Tracy Kow

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Thanks to my lovely darling wife, Jessica Loh I am recuperating at home with home made Pomfret Porridge, whilst watching NIKITA Season 3!

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Trying to redeem CIMB points for dinner, then stumbled upon a HOG outlet

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F1 TT@Live final concert. If u haven't worked as a Buckingham Palace Royal Guard, come next year and work your leg muscles by standing for 6 hours in 95% humidity at 30deg Celsius. INTERNATIONAL acts only started at 1015 pm with 2NE1 for 45 mins before Backstreet Boys who pumped out an hour's worth of yesteryear hits until 1230am. Luckily LRT extended hours and got back only @ 130am. SONY STAMINA battery kaput due to rogue Android Apps running in background

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New steel toe cap CAT boots - 60% off! No money left for the Sony 4k TV!

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I have arrived safely after 45 mins via Star and PUTRA LRT! Only RM3.50. No jam, no toll, no parking, no sweat!

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Anyone been to the Blackberry Z10 roadshow @ centre court MV? Call me dumb or whatever, but when I went to test out one of the demo units, da promo girl told me, "Oh Sorry Sir, please try another unit, this one hang oredi". Then I proceeded to the next unit, and I tried very hard to find a "home" button and a PHONE icon to make a call! Sad news was, I could find it and didn't know how to make a call!! I did see the boring folders, which looked like a Mac from 1984! Monochrome with a tinge of blue! Sorry, I failed! Or is it that u need high IQ levels to beat intuitiveness?

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S4 Launch LIVE FEED NOW! But I can't bother as I can't use it in the shower or swimming pool! http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/samsung/9930815/Galaxy-S4-Samsung-smartphone-launch-live.html

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Education of the day: Subtitle from Cloud Atlas: WESKOT Like WTF is that? Yeah! Translation for WAISTCOAT! Bad English is Good Malay! Speaks loads of our English literacy! Belinda Ng Jeffery Cheah Ky Beng

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Finally! GN50 @ 200mm plus 1/8000s sync! Something worthy for my a77! http://www.dpreview.com/news/2013/03/08/Nissin-announces-Di700-flashgun-and-PS8-external-battery-pack

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Good morning to all the women, ladies and BAD GIRLS that I know. Happy International Women's Day! Here's a dedication to all of you -GLOBAL DEBUT last night: Bad Girl by Ladies' Code@Mcountdown 2013.3.7 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlPQk021sp8

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Northern latitude babes gonna flog out the semi finals Centre court at 40 degrees! Karolina PLUSKOVA (CZE) vs Ayumi MORITA (JPN)

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Dessert time

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Dessert time

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Final Lou sang of da year, back in Klang Valley

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Luckily no flood during dinner in Bukit Tengah

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Anyone going to Atlanta, Georgia this April? http://applepopupmuseum.com/

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OK DO NOT DISTURB FOR 1 HOURE: ASIA'S NEXT TOP MODEL - FINALE!!!

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2012: Gangnam Style - HISTORY 2013: Bunny Style - release in March by T-ara I'm sure Felixia YEAP can relate to this!

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