Darn, Samsung S3 not charging. Need to masuk service centre tomorrow @ Publika.

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Oh shitz, kanasai. Major kok up on Bkt Jalil highway from Sunway to Kinrara. Ramp into Kinrara frigging shut by Subcon's ancient Pajero. Wazers reported something fell on road due to LRT construction. Traffic diverted by hardworking police in rainstorm via BK2 from Shell station. I hope #Binapuri has an answer for wasting an hour of my time here on a Saturday night.

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Food for thought: A man came home from work and his children ran to him and called out 'Ayah! Ayah!'. His neighbour got very upset and said to him, "Can you please tell your children not to call you 'Ayah'?" The man asked, "Why?" The neighbour retorted, "Because my children call me 'Ayah' too. They might get confused and mistake you to be their father." Then the man told his neighbour, "Are you not ashamed to say that your children do not know who their 'Ayah' is? So you are saying that by my children using the word 'Ayah' , your children will also call me ayah too without knowing who their father is?" The neighbour said "Yes, only my children can use the word 'Ayah'." The man was speechless.

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It's gonna be an Indiana Jones and Star Wars Marathon weekend again with these Easter eggs. The Hidden Easter Eggs Which Link Star Wars and Indiana Jones http://gizmodo.com/the-hidden-easter-eggs-which-link-star-wars-and-indian-1446924666 Kavin Ch'ng Tintoy Chuo

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I dunno if it is StarWorld or A$$tro plus our local censorship board, but the pig's head is digitally blurred out on the kitchen table on Masterchef USA Season 4 now.

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